We’d spent eleven hours together. That had to be some kind of record for a second date that didn’t involve a sleepover or a kidnapping.

I love you so much that I regret having memories that don’t include you.

People are darkened rooms, and each person they choose to include in their lives is a beam of light, uncovering some new, previously hidden part of them.

Never be timid about your own pleasure. Don’t be ashamed to come.

You don't know what you're going to do in a situation until faced with it. Life lesion learned. I was going to have to banish 'never' from my repertoire.

I could only imagine the prenup I'd have to sign: In the event of a divorce, Mrs. Scaife- Elwood will receive eleventy- bajillion dollars and Mr. Elwood will continue to blame himself for the dissolution of the marriage and the ruining of Mrs. Scaife- Elwood's life, in perpetuity, even though it's probably not his fault.

Call me old fashioned, but I kind of enjoy the so-called 'walk of shame.' It's really more a 'walk of pride because I got some.

Every time I thought the bag must be empty, he brought yet another item out. It was like he'd hijacked Mary Poppins's luggage on her way to a fetish weekend.

I don't know you, and I'll never see you again, so why not carpe the...dick?

Well, at least you'll get some down time to heal up before the chemo. Of course, that sounds kind of like in The Princess Bride when they heal Westley up before they torture him.