I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club.

Philosophy is an attempt by man to find cause and effect. Religion has the same goal.

To date or not to date that is the question. It’s almost as important as Shakespeare’s to be or not to be which deals with death.

I’m a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that.

Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it – it can be salvaged.

I believe in me. I'm God. God is your need to believe in some super being. I am the super being. I am your God, admit it.

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A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts.

For me, the Church is the enemy.

The only reason that Jews are in pornography is that we think that Christ sucks. Catholicism sucks.