An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.

Why can’t a woman be more like a man?

For a painter, the Mecca of the world, for study, for inspiration and for living is here on this star called Paris. Just look at it, no wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother, if you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.

There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years! Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?

A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.

There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.

Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square; Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?

I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.

Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?

Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.