If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by my friends the murderers.

I gather from a lawyer that there was a rehearsal yesterday. We haven’t a hope. I know the presiding judge too: I’ve had the misfortune to sleep with his wife. He was specially picked.

Women’s glances express what they dare not speak.

Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.

Everyone has three characters, that which they exhibit, that which they have, and that which they think they have.

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

I am thankful that thorns have roses.

All people have three characters, that which they exhibit, that which they have, and that which they think they have.

If women only knew the extent of their power!

Every man has three characters: that which he shows, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.