Andrea Portes
Andrea Portes
#### Full Name and Common Aliases
Andrea Portes is an American author known professionally as Andrea Portes.
#### Birth and Death Dates
Born: October 1972 (exact date not publicly disclosed)
Deceased: Not applicable; still alive
#### Nationality and Profession(s)
Nationality: American
Professions: Author, Screenwriter
#### Early Life and Background
Andrea Portes was born in the United States in October 1972. Details about her early life are scarce but indicate that she grew up with a passion for creative writing.
#### Major Accomplishments
Portes has made significant contributions to literature as an author of fiction novels. Her notable works include:
Legends Never Die (2006): A critically acclaimed young adult novel that explores the themes of love, family, and identity.
Worms Eat My Garbage (2008): A non-fiction book about composting and sustainable living.
#### Notable Works or Actions
Portes' writing career spans multiple genres and formats. She has also ventured into screenwriting with a focus on adapting her novels for the big screen.
#### Impact and Legacy
As an author, Portes' work has been praised for its unique blend of humor, poignancy, and insight into the human experience. Her dedication to exploring themes that resonate with readers has earned her a loyal following.
#### Why They Are Widely Quoted or Remembered
Portes' writing is widely read due to its authenticity, engaging characters, and compelling storylines. Her ability to connect with readers across age groups and demographics has solidified her place as a respected voice in contemporary literature.
Quotes by Andrea Portes
Andrea Portes's insights on:
I mean it’s like trying to decide between James Dean and Elvis. Seriously, who could make that choice?
My age makes him nervous and shamey, cause his eyes keep heading southwards and then back up, guilty. I can tell I can make his eyes swirl and that’s just about all I want to do.
Well, I’m sorry. Again. For like the millionth time. If there’s anything I can do... I’d offer to pay for your dry cleaning, but you’re wearing a T-shirt, and that’s just, like weird – I mean, who dry-cleans their T-shirts?
I mean, if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period.
Okay, listen, I don’t know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn’t born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.
To be honest, she may be kind of scared of the register. Or maybe she can’t add. She is a Christian. I don’t think they believe in math.
There’s no marker on the entrance to this entire complex, or on many of the buildings, but if there was I would call this one “Super Secret Spy Swimming Complex”, or SSSSC, for short.
I cared what everybody thought more than what I thought. Or more than my heart thought. And that makes me an idiot.