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Andy Rooney

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Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
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Vegetarian is an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter."
The idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
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The idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.
Life is tough but I'm tougher.
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Life is tough but I'm tougher.
When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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When you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books-how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books-how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books, how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
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The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books, how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.
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The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature.
I've learned... that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I've learned... that the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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