Uncle Joe says they’re running around like thirty-year-olds.” Claudia looked confused. “Is that supposed to be young?” “To him,” I replied.

Love is unpredictable. It can be painful. It can be wonderful.

Sorry, Mary Anne, I can’t hear you!” I shouted into the phone receiver. Mary Anne Spier cleared her throat and began, “I said, hi, I really missed you, and – ” “EEEEEEEE!” That was my two-year-old sister, Emily Michelle, racing through the kitchen. Behind.

You really haven’t lived until a dog has stepped on your face. I.

Say things you’d like to hear if you were in the audience. Make the audience feel good. Flatter them.” “Flatter them.” “Just use good sense.” “Claudia?” “Yeah?” “I think maybe I was born without good sense.

Pop once said it’s a good thing we don’t know what’s around the corner. I didn’t understand what he meant then, but I do now. It’s better to wish than to know.

Stacey?” Kristy said. “You have a Chunky wrapper on your butt.

Dawn be so rotten?

Cats definitely have their own opinions.

Did you do something crazy, like cut it all off?” “Well,” I said, “not all.” “But it’s real short, right?” “Yeah, but – ” “Why did you do it?