Sometimes the best way to be useful is to get out of somebody's way.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and, whatever you hit, call it the target.

Be kind to unkind people – they need it the most.

It could be that your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others.

Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can do is take a rest.

I’ll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I don’t have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.

There’s no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you’ve heard before.

One thing about pain: It proves you’re alive.

The case has been going on for so long that I’ve forgotten whether I’m really innocent or guilty.