Oh Lola's Boobs,' he says into my chest, 'I wish we knew each other better.'I crack up laughing.'What's that you say?' he jokes, putting his ear to my right breast. 'You wish you could come out to play more often but Lola doesn't let you? Well, that's a shame.

So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.

You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker.

Because I absolutely, positively cannot fuck you, Lola,” he says like it’s a formal declaration.I furrow my brow and salute him, which makes him snicker.