My favorite things about New York is the people because I think they're misunderstood. I don't think people realize how kind New York people are.

It's Christmas Eve! It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be. It's a miracle. It's really a sort of a miracle. Because it happens every Christmas Eve. And if you wate that miracle, you're gonna burn for it, I know what I'm talking about.

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.

It pays off in your life when you’re in an elevator and people are uncomfortable. You can just say, ‘That’s a beautiful scarf.’ It’s just thinking about making someone else feel comfortable. You don’t worry about yourself, because we’re vibrating together. If I can make yours just a little bit groovier, it’ll affect me. It comes back, somehow.

I always like to say to people who want to be rich and famous, try being rich first. See if that doesn't cover most of it.

It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it'd damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

They say an elephant never forgets. What they don't tell you is, you never forget an elephant.

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy.

I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.

My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they're misunderstood. I don't think people realize how kind New York people are.