That’s Avery Carpino, our babysitter. She’s been with us for a year now and has become the little sister we never had. You so much as look at her, I’ll kick your ass.

Keep your legs together and your mind on Jesus!

Five o’clock does not say stamina. Five o’clock screams early-bird special.

Trust me child, it doesn’t matter what size, shape or form they come it, you give a good man your love and care, he’ll lay waste to the world to keep you by his side.

Trust me child, it doesn't matter what size, shape or form they come it, you give a good man your love and care, he'll lay waste to the world to keep you by his side.