BUY STUFFto wage war on the inevitableBUY STUFFto hide from your mortalityBUY STUFFto make the bastards richerBUY STUFFto finally be good enoughBUY STUFFbecause it's all they've left youBUY STUFFyou are aloneBUY STUFFBUY STUFF

...sometimes offering a quality daily opinion about what’s going on in American politics feels like trying to compose a beautiful symphony using only the recorded screams of psychiatric patients.