Jeez, what did he think I was, a lust demon? I wanted Logan to show me how to use his sword, not show me how to use his man sword.

I longed to know what it felt like to have one person eclipse everything bad in your life – be a place of pure joy.

She was so cold, she probably farted ice cubes.

A tall, dark-haired boy... stared after me curiously. He gave me a slow smile before turning his attention back to Miller. That smile sent chills racing down my arms, leaving gooseflesh in their wake, but not in a good way. It was less Mr. Sexypants and more Mr. Windowless Van.

I guess when Andie Ward and her double Ds literally came bouncing by, your priorities shifted.

My eyes are not worthy to look upon your face, yet they will not rest until they see you again.

Whoever lived in that apartment had a security gate, blinds that were closed and curtains drawn. It's probably darker in there than it is in Hollister.

It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.

This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.

Stuck in high school for the rest of my natural life. Talk about hell.