The secret to getting what you want lies in annoying people! Trust me, they won’t know you exist otherwise.

Often considered an old-fashioned writer, one that would take pen to the paper

You could write a tune to tune a writer

Facebook has emotions, YouTube has likes and dislikes but to like 50 times over you’ve got to find a happy Medium.

and with each thought, she typed out a storymuch like a drumbeat starting up a tune

An apple a day will keep the pimples away!