At times I am Harold, and at other times Maude. I fear I may become romantically involved with myself

Sometimes things are most truly revealed by the illuminance of twilight

Familiarity used to breed contempt ..... now it just breeds

Malice can be spotted more easily in eyebrows than in opinions

Just because virtue cannot withstand the attack of subjectivity doesn't mean it ceases to exist.

Humans are creatures of waste, so it is our duty to minimize our consumption and to ensure that we, as individuals are worthy of the waste that is created. A dull whining paranoiac who is a model of thrift but of little else is more symbolic of waste than an interesting and creative materialist.

Money talks, but sometimes I just want to get some sleep

When was the last time a woman was defrocked? Defrokt ist Defunkt.