You've got to think lucky. If you fall into a mudhole, check your back pocket - you might have caught a fish.

When I was a freshman at Oklahoma in 1946, the game was sold out – and it’s been sold out ever since.

I didn’t want to stay until I had used up all the enjoyment because that’s too long to stay anywhere.

The Texas-OU game is a big revenue bear. And because it’s played at a neutral site, you don’t have as many student body going as you would if it was home-and-home. These are full-price tickets.

It has really filled a big space, especially since I have been so-called retired – although I haven’t noticed my schedule slacking at all.

But I do have time to pencil in golf, and we’ve got four excellent courses.

I don’t have the proudest moment in football.

I’m still healthy as can be.

Winning coaches must treat mistakes like copperheads in the bedclothes – avoid them with all the energy you can muster.

As far as I’m concerned, everything’s ham and jam.