There are three kinds of people in this modern world; gamer boy eunuchs, cell phone nymphos and book readers. The most valuable are the very vulnerable book readers.

The most baffling mystery about American democracy is why putting such a brilliant idea into practice seems to attract all the wrong people.

Totalitarians never cease trying to rewrite history to their their own liking, but history is a stubborn old bastard that always outlives these feeble fantasies.

Blue jeans are hot in the summer and cold in the winter. They are not the dumbest clothing in the world, but the fashionable folks who insist on wearing them are not exactly the brightest brill in the ocean.

What have you done today with your inheritance of time?

If you want to feel important and indispensable, read a story to the child on your lap.

If you are profoundly interested in useless opinions and stupid people, may I suggest the purchase of a television?

If the laughter is canned, so are you.

There are people who read books and there are people that make noise.

Discerning people love their country and hate their government while people who love their goverment more than their country are generally servants of a political party.