People assume that I’m wiser than I am because I’m somewhat successful. Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles. If you’re dumb when you’re young, you’re going to be dumb when you’re old.

The only time you’ll see me as a Democrat is when I play Sophia. In the real world I’m a Republican from head to toe.

Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: Number one: Hold fast to your friends; number two: There’s no such thing as security; and number three: Don’t go see ‘Ishtar.’

Too many of you, my friends, are dying. Now it’s time for me to do my part and help you.

If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.

People assume that I'm wiser than I am because I'm somewhat successful. Age does not bring you wisdom, age brings you wrinkles. If you're dumb when you're young, you're going to be dumb when you're old.

Let me tell you girls the three most important things I learned about life: Number one: Hold fast to your friends; number two: There's no such thing as security; and number three: Don't go see 'Ishtar.'

Too many of you, my friends, are dying. Now it's time for me to do my part and help you.

The only time you'll see me as a Democrat is when I play Sophia. In the real world I'm a Republican from head to toe.

I think they look upon me as an old child, because I'm so little.