When you finally visit your boy hood town, you find it wasn't the old home you longed for, but your boyhood.

A glamour girl is a thing of beauty and an expense forever.

A small town is a place where the news circulates before the newspaper does.

It takes all kinds of people to make a world, and it's about time they got started.

When you win an argument with your wife, the argument is not over.

A penny saved is a girlfriend lost.

Another thing about women is that they can be persuaded to do anything with their hair, except leave it alone.

The trouble with many people is that they take so long to start to begin to get ready to commence.

The most common argument against marriage is the one between husband wife.

A wife is a great consolation, especially when a man comes home after his girl friend has run out on him.