Some men’s ugliness is hard to beat.

When a man has been intemperate so long that shame no longer paints a blush upon his cheek, his liquor generally does it instead.

What some name well being, if bought by perpetual nervousness about weight loss plan, is not a lot better than tedious illness.

Some people have a peculiar faculty for denying facts.

A man bitten by a dog, whether the animal is mad or not, is apt to get mad himself.

Many writers profess great exactness in punctuation who never yet made a point.

A good many men and women want to get possession of secrets just as spendthrifts want to get money-for circulation.

A pin has as much head as some authors and a good deal more point.

Some things are better eschewed than chewed; tobacco is one of them.

Some men give as little light in the world as a farthing tallow candle, and when they expire, leave as bad an odor behind them.