They're so used to seeing white soccer balls that they love these, ... Soccer balls are the universal sign of a universal game.

You can't in good faith do a case like this unless you have a reasonable likelihood of success.

Usually these capital prosecutions are reserved for bad, bad murders and bad, bad murderers.

I actually played my first game in the Navy in 1944. They needed a fourth (player) for bridge and I knew how to play whist, so I sat in.