You don't have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.

I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion

If everybody thought before they spoke, the silence would be deafening

As lousy as things are now, tomorrow they will be somebody's good old days.

Ten ancient commandments lousing up the fun. Along came prosperity, and then there was none.

Doctors and undertakers/ Fear epidemics of good health.

The only thing we learn from a new election is we learned nothing from the old

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed?

I wasn't affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.

Success is the ability to rise above principle.