There’s nothing like the first horseback ride to make a person feel better off.

When better business decisions are made, economists won’t make them.

A banker is a person who is willing to make you a loan if you present sufficient evidence to show you don’t need it.

It’s strange how few of the world’s great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.

You never have to know all the answers because you won’t be asked all the questions.

A radical thinks two and two makes five. A liberal is more conservative. he knows two and two make four, but he’s unhappy about it.

The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

You may be sorry that you spoke, sorry you stayed or went, sorry you won or lost, sorry so much was spent. But as you go through life, you’ll find – you’re never sorry you were kind.

There is a time when we must firmly choose the course we will follow, or the relentless drift of events will make the decision for us.

A diet is a plan, generally hopeless, for reducing your weight, which tests your will power but does little for your waistline.