There ain’t half been some clever bastards.

I haven’t shaken my fists at the moon.

I’m in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn’t exist I’d have to invent her.

Hit me with your rhythm stick, it’s nice to be a lunatic.

All I want for my birthday is another birthday.

For every good song, I write 20 bad ones I have to chuck away.

There are a couple of ways to avoid death, one is to be magnificent.

Had a love affair with Nina in the back of my Cortina. A seasoned up hyena, could not have been more obscener.

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her.

Hit me with your rhythm stick, it's nice to be a lunatic.