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Ilana Glazer

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Quotes by Ilana Glazer

That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.
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That's when you know you know somebody. When you know every piece of clothing they have in their wardrobe. That's friendship.
I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me.
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I vape with my parents in my house. My parents don't really get high, which bums me out. But I vape with them around. It's just like a glass of wine. The family of the future is parents and kids who get high together. That is crazy to me, but it's so cool. I like the fact that my parents are fine with it, even if they won't do it with me.
[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
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[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.
There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.
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There's this belief with no merit that media with women at the center applies only to women, but media with men at the center applies to everyone.
There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.
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There is so much power in being able to look comfortable in a conference room, and I’m not sure dudes in suits are used to seeing women do that.
The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.
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The nude thing, I don't know. It's sillier somehow. It's more like physical comedy. But kissing someone, it feels invasive to have everybody watching me.
It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'
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It's interesting, gender versus race. I think people say that to women more: 'Oh, you're my favorite female.' They wouldn't say 'favorite black comic.'
I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.
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I'm talking ideal, I live in heaven, and my stomach is bottomless.
I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.
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I don't take Twitter too seriously in the physical world.
I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.
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I would love to host someone's bar mitzvah. I would love to do that.
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