The most effective chains were simple. They were guilt and ghosts.

Those are mints! For your mouth! They’re my favorite kind of mints, and now I’ll never be able to enjoy them again because you’ve turned them into ass mints!

I want to be both for you: simple and a spectacle. I want to – to put on a show. But I need you to see me underneath. Whatever I wear or do or say, I want you to see me.

That’s the scariest thing in the world to me. The idea that people will never ask anything more from me than mediocrity.

Small talk is last refuge of the insecure.

I’d rather have the sex sling.”“Then figure out how to mount it.”There were so many “mount it” jokes I could have made in that moment that I just sat there hyperventilating until my brain exploded

Anything else you want to discuss before we begin?”“Who cuts your hair? You should run them through with their own thinning shears. You have a wonderful face, and so much wasted potential for—” He stepped forward and grabbed my ear. “Ow!

This is your last chance to go home, son.” It was the loudest I’d heard him speak.I froze.Cock, meet jeans. Jeans, please contain cock.

Let’s just make a deal to try anything we can think of that doesn’t hurt. Except pooping. If you ever poop on me, I’ll leave you.