The only time I talk to a woman when I’m naked is when she’s on top of me or I’m on top of her.

If I feel like King King, I’ll throw like King King.

By the end of the day, I'd had enough. I was done working with sharks.

Cheating is cheating. Enforce the rules or don't have them. It's up to (Selig), I guess. He's getting a lot of pressure from the senators.

If I feel like King King, I'll throw like King King.

The only time I talk to a woman when I'm naked is when she's on top of me or I'm on top of her.

I'm one of the main guys to come across the middle, because I'm one of the bigger receivers. Now that he's here, he helps, because it's easier for me to come across too. It's a lot easier knowing I don't have to be the main person going across. It just makes us a complete team now, because we have the speed with Donnie (Gilbert) and Joe (Edouards) and us up the middle.

I know there's a lot of people who publicly don't want to say this right now. But I think they're hoping that the momentum this occasion brings, and the way it brings the community together, will help extend this to the next step that they all want, which is a new stadium and baseball for a long time.

I just can't imagine what it would be like here without baseball. I don't even want to think about it. ... I just hope that the last few years - you know, three out of four they were in the playoff hunt - that everybody forgets about that contraction stuff and that some way, somehow, there will be baseball in Minnesota.

It's the same story for both sides. When you're ahead in the count, you're winning. When you're behind, hitters have a huge advantage. It's just that simple.