It was was very important not to cast any pearls before swine -- especially when one of the swine was trying to keep kosher.

The Summer of Love had already given way to the the winter of Who the f--k are you?

Everyone I meet now is at least ten years younger than me. I feel like Rip van Winkle with a bald spot.

You see, sex for Jews is not such a terrible sin. It's just one more physical sport we're gonna stink at.