All you may need to be happy is love, but to survive you need money!

Genius - the ability to produce fantastic amounts of equally fantastic bullshit that all makes perfect sense

They are the greatest curse of all great men, daughters.

Distance makes the heart grow fonder, and familiarity breeds contempt. According to this my soul mate should be in Thailand.

Writer's block is the greatest side effect of boredom

Friends are the greatest labor and the greatest reward.

One of the most secure markets in the world is human nature, few understand it, all have it.

Three things are needed for a good life, good friends, good food, and good song.