Obviously I'm 100-percent for freedom of expression.

I'd like to get my own TV show on, whether it's a talk show or a comedy, that I write.

I love doing the radio, and it's different every day. But stand-up is just you and the immediate reaction of the audience. So I love both.

Anything you can do that's self-destructive in Vegas, whatever that is, I do it.

The one curse in America is that we deny who we really are and what we like.

I never expect anything. The more good things that happen the better, but I never expect anything.

It's nice to have funny friends. I like watching my friends perform.

I'm a much nicer guy than people think I'm going to be.

I don't care if I offend people. I really don't care.

I'm boring. I really don't do much.