One of the most rebellious things a woman can do is allow people to think she's mean.

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.

My love life is like a piece of Swiss cheese. Most of it's missing, and what's there stinks.

The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.

I hate Arizona. It's always eight hundred degrees outside and everybody's always saying, ‘But it's a dry heat!’ So's the inside of my microwave.'

I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I look like without plastic surgery.

My audiences get younger all the time.

I was a Brownie Scout mother.

I just love acting.

It's feast or famine in showbiz.