A lot of our fears are completely justifiable, and as a result we hold them close around us, like rosaries.

America, you only get ten vacation days a year, but you also have a far healthier pancake culture inside of you, and I’m still weighing up whether that means you come out ahead or behind.

They say you do not notice the moment your life changes forever, that you never know you’ve walked through a door you can never go back through until you’ve taken that first step through it.

For ten years now, I have lived under a singular monster, a hive brain with many bitter limbs. For ten years I have lived under landlords

A lot of our fears are completely justifiable, and as a result we hold them close around us, like rosaries

There is never enough cheese on the cheese course. Bring your own bit of Brie if you have to. Put an entire Stilton in your handbag.

They say you do not notice the moment your life changes forever, that you never know you’ve walked through a door you can never go back through until you’ve taken that first step through it

Instances of grief, I have found, are unique, two never coming in the same shape…

America, you only get ten vacation days a year, but you also have a far healthier pancake culture inside of you, and I’m still weighing up whether that means you come out ahead or behind