Blood and guts everywhere. Who would have thought one old woman could make so much mess?Mick tippy-toed through the gore, planning each step to avoid getting any on his Docs. Christ, he’d just polished them a couple of hours ago.What if he slipped and ended up back in hospital? Some people had no consideration for others, sure enough.

We’ve all had those nights where drunken sex with a witch in a blood pentagram under a full moon on the roof of your favourite Johannesburg nightclub summons a hard-drinking demon who changes the fate of the human race forever.Right?No?Just me, then?