Litigation solves everything.

Apparently I'm not a pro cyclist.

Nothing makes logical sense in this industry.

The play itself is a rip-roaring piece of Southern Gothic. I used to refer to it as the play Tennessee Williams would have written if he ever tried crack. But then I found out that it was completely possible that Williams had, in fact, tried crack, and the result was not this play.

Actors always have things that they’re not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.

There's not a lot of tolerance for people like me... To avoid ignorance and bullying, I've had to hide the fact that I'm a troll. You have no idea how much time and money I've spent on electrolysis and hair dye and reconstructive surgery so I can look like this.

Actors always have things that they're not thrilled about on a show and have a hobby of bellyaching about those things.

Sarcasm is lost in print.

I just show up and try to find the joy in every situation.

If you can find it in you to love how stupid the entertainment industry is, you can have a great career.