A Dead End Job is what happens when the tentacle-arm monkeys living in my brain get filtered into an urban fantasy novel.

A good editor can make a respectable writer remarkable, just like a good parent helps a child become amazing.

Never give your opinion on someone's writing unless they ask sincerely, and never ask for someone's opinion unless you're sincere.

I don't remember ever signing up for weird. It just sort of happened.

We may think of ourselves as static anti-heroes, but in reality we're dynamic protagonists just waiting for our courage to kick in.

The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened.

The most formidable adversary of evil is a persistent man with a loud conscience.

The stain glass man marvels at his colors, but he doesn't know he's made of broken pieces.

I don't imagine book elitists as my audience when writing. I dream about teachers, morticians and garbage men instead.

Which is the true nightmare, the horrific dream that you have in your sleep or the dissatisfied reality that awaits you when you awake?