Justin Halpern
Justin Halpern
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Full Name and Common Aliases
Justin Halpern is a writer and comedian best known for his Twitter account @SarcasticBrother, which showcases witty observations on life, family, and relationships. He has also written several books, including *"Sht My Dad Says", a collection of quotes from his father that became a surprise hit.Birth and Death Dates
Justin Halpern was born in 1978 in New York City. His exact birthdate is not publicly known.
Nationality and Profession(s)
Halpern is an American writer, comedian, and social media personality.
Early Life and Background
Growing up in a Jewish family in the suburbs of New Jersey, Halpern's childhood was marked by his eccentric father, who often made humorous remarks about everyday life. These observations would later become the foundation for "Sht My Dad Says". Halpern graduated from the University of Delaware with a degree in communications.Major Accomplishments
Halpern's Twitter account, which he started in 2009, quickly gained popularity due to its humorous take on life and family dynamics. His witty one-liners often featured his father's sarcastic remarks about everyday situations. The success of the Twitter account led to a book deal, and "Sht My Dad Says"* was published in 2010.Notable Works or Actions
*"Sht My Dad Says"*: A collection of quotes from Halpern's father that became a New York Times bestseller.
@SarcasticBrother: A Twitter account featuring witty observations on life, family, and relationships.
"I Suck at Girls": A novel co-written with his brother Gene Halpern.Impact and Legacy
Halpern's work has been widely praised for its humor and relatability. His Twitter account and book have resonated with readers of all ages, making him a household name. The success of "Sht My Dad Says"** also inspired a TV show adaptation, which aired on CBS from 2010 to 2011.
Why They Are Widely Quoted or Remembered
Justin Halpern is widely quoted and remembered for his unique perspective on life and family dynamics. His witty observations and humorous take on everyday situations have made him a beloved figure in popular culture. His ability to find humor in even the most mundane aspects of life has inspired countless readers and viewers.
As a writer, comedian, and social media personality, Justin Halpern continues to entertain and inspire audiences around the world. His legacy as a master of witty observations and humorous storytelling is sure to endure for years to come.
Quotes by Justin Halpern
Justin Halpern's insights on:

All right. Here’s the deal. You’re eight,” he said. “I’m nine,” I said. “Do I look like I carry an abacus with your name on it? Cut me some slack here, son.

That’s your mother. You and she are not equals. Here’s her,” he said, putting his hand high up above his head, “and here’s you,” he added, putting his other hand well below the table.

On Waterslides “You go on ahead. I’d rather not be shot out of a tube into a pool filled with a bunch of nine-year-olds’ urine.

Seeing someone you used to date is a lot like watching highlights of your favorite team losing in the Super Bowl: just the sight of it hits you like a punch in the gut and makes you remember how upset you were when it all went down in flames.

The thing with Bill Shatner is he brings something unique to everything he does. He’s not the obvious choice for anything, but he always brings something special to it.

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read.



