If there's anything a public servant hates to do, it's something for the public.

A diplomat is a fellow that lets you do all the talking while gets what he wants.

The evening of October 31 is Halloween or Nut Crack Night. It is clearly a relic of pagan times but it is still very popular. It is a night set apart for walking about for walking harmless pranks, such as placing the hotel omnibus on top of the Baptist church or plugging the milkman's pump.

The lavish and shameful use of money to gain political office wouldn't be so bad if the office ever got anything out of it.

No matter how much strong coffee we drink, almost any after dinner speech will counteract it.

A bee is never as busy at it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

The worst feature of a new baby is it's mother's singing.

Distant relatives are the best kind; the further, the better.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.