Is your dad Mr. Kipling? Because you're a tart!

I am The Alien From Another Dimension. Your world screams out for my domination! And if you get in my way…I will sweep you and your insignificant species aside!

MILK IS COW RAPE

Do Androids Dream Of Emma Peel?

MILK IS COW RAPE!

I can hear clouds drifting across the sky! The worms beneath my feet…demand freedom from the darkness…the secret hopes of humankind…all of it trivial. I can see into other worlds…other universes…they’re calling out to me. They’ve always called to me! I never knew that until now, but now I know everything.

Get your grubby hands off my luxurious designer handbag!

Mum repeated the old adage that money can't buy you everything...before adding that she prefers using credit cards instead.

Hasn’t everyone taken a nervous breakdown at some point? Maybe I suffered a nervous breakthrough. I don’t know what tothink. It echoes inside your skull.

He knew his parents were liars. He’d known since the day he’d found his brother’s dead body stuffed inside a suitcase.