Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare

Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.

Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust?

To Err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane.

He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first.

Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late.