There are two kinds of failures; those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.

Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret.

Going to church does not make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.

Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them. Don't believe in miracles -- depend on them.

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create

Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret.

A man convinced against his will is of the same opinion still.

There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us.