My mom told me once that your first love was dangerous. First love could make you, but also destroy you.

Tore putting his hand on my thigh for five seconds constituted the most action I’d gotten in months. Sad.

Stop stealing my food, woman!

I had spent the entire day hiking through the woods and was no closer to a spiritual epiphany than I was to a cheeseburger.

The entire wedding has been catered vegetarian in honor of the bride.” He smiled. I nearly spit out my wine. “You’re making three hundred werewolves eat vegetarian?” He nodded. “I am.

It must’ve rubbed off on Lincoln’s chest while we were in the back of my car.

Right, I’m so jealous that you look like a lunatic half the time, talking to your knife.

Please don’t die. You’re nice to look at.

People were struggling to work all of these jobs to pay for food, cars, and big houses. They were living all wrong.

We all carry disguises. Comes with the job. And since I’m the only chick, it seems I’m always playing ‘the hooker’ or ‘hot distraction.’ Men, they’re pigs, but I love their dumb asses.” Right.