I don’t like to walk around with trophies though, so the price goes up if the client wants something to gloat over.

You can’t understand my work if you lack the moral deficiency to kill indiscriminately.

Compassion: listening to a month’s worth of snivelling when you break up with yet another asshole.

If you want to treat your book as a child, the finished book should be an adult, capable to stand on its own legs and able to weather the thunder. Not a baby that still needs to be defended.

Your hand lingered on my butt to make sure I understood, right?”“I did everything slow, so even someone with limited perceptive abilities could follow what I was doing.

Pickpocket is a sink-or-swim profession, not something that can be taught in the comfort of your living room.

A good pickpocket isn’t afraid of intimacy.

Common sense is only irritating in other people

Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart.

I look like a hooker.”“A slut,” I corrected. “Hookers have pastier complexions.”“The voice of experience, I’m sure.