My wife’s the ugliest woman in the world – I’d sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

My wife’s father said if you marry my daughter I’ll give you three acres and a cow. I’m still waiting for the three acres.

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.

In the gay community, there are a lot of guys similar to Ennis who are afraid to come out.

I'm not looking at that, ... We're looking at trying to win a game - whatever it takes to win a football game. And to say we're going to try to get him 53 touchdowns is ridiculous.

It may come that there will be an offer to the two Notre Dames, but my understanding is it won't happen (today),

This is the first season since I've been here where most of the girls were committed in the offseason and are concentrating on one sport.

I think it was actually good for the nation, spurring recognition that every vote counts. We realize it's a numbers game. You take a controversial election, combine it with controversial policies, and you create an environment that will get people out to vote.