Perhaps he wants friendship, friendship sans Facebook account.

That was quick, but profound. More profound than a quickie.

When you’re in hole, stop digging.

Why don’t you show me your latest Prolog program?

Classical drama depends crucially on people not having cell phones.

Yes, we were quite satisfied. His penis is long and thin, like the dong of a chimpanzee. What can I say? Intercourse is intercourse. You want to know more?

The average sexual intercourse lasts sixteen point to minutes," he says, breaking the spell."That's long.""I can't believe it either, but that's what the medical literature says.

Now, if Tolstoy were still with us, he would tell us that there are basically tow types of blogs, happy family blogs, and unhappy family blogs.

The person first showing up for a date is always the loser.