A poor man’s good health is his own wealth. A rich man’s poor health is his own poverty. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

If you want your spouse or lover to stick to you, then lick them like the postage stamp. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

Men and women are like mountains and mountain climbers. Women are like high mountains. Men are like the climbers. When men have not ascended them, they dream of ascending them. When they have ascended them, they climb down with the determination either to ascend again or never again to ascend. . . depending on their experience while on top them.. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

Men and women are like mountains and mountain climbers. Women are like high mountains. Men are like the climbers. When men have not ascended them, they dream of ascending them. When they have ascended them, they climb down with the determination either to ascend again or never again to ascend. . . depending on their experience while on top them. If they don’t buy your idea, stop selling it to them. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

A man’s penis and a snake share some similarities : both are long; both are flexible; both change in shape and in size when roused; both stretch longer and become firmer when in action; both spit out liquid (the former spits out urine and sperm, the latter spits out venom); both cannot do without holes (the former goes into a hole for maximum pleasure, the latter for safety); both recoil after sufficiently striking their targets. ~ Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

Dear God, to the dead, give eternal rest. And since there’s no rest for the living, continue to strengthen them. ~ Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

Your ex-lover is that person you’re curious about his or her present life. Your present lover is that person you’re curious about his or her past life. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

Romantic heartbreak is a serious non-contagious disease, requiring no pills or syrups, but curable only by a complete dose of Time. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

Crush, infatuation, love . . . these are classified like drinks : low percentage of alcohol, highly alcoholic, very intoxicating. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu

Refuse to be part of anything that refuses to be part of you. ~Nkwachukwu Ogbuagu