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Ogden Nash

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Quotes by Ogden Nash

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I wonder if there is woman in the world strong-minded enough to shed ten pounds or twenty,— And say, there now, that's plenty.
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I wonder if there is woman in the world strong-minded enough to shed ten pounds or twenty,— And say, there now, that's plenty.
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Some tortures are physical / And some are mental, / But the one that is both / Is dental.
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Some tortures are physical / And some are mental, / But the one that is both / Is dental.
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At another year / I would not boggle / Except that when I jog / I joggle.
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At another year / I would not boggle / Except that when I jog / I joggle.
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Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, / But hating, my boy, is an art.
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Any kiddie in school can love like a fool, / But hating, my boy, is an art.
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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the loving cup. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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When I jog I joggle.
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When I jog I joggle.
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore, / And that's what parents were created for.
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore, / And that's what parents were created for.
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
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Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.
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The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical.
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The doors of heaven and hell are adjacent and identical.
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
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Oh what a tangled web do parents weave when they think that their children are naive.
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