There better not be a God because I’ll be in big trouble.

Dot is lonely. Are you surprised? It’s hard to find friends when you’re only Dot-sized.

It’s always gratifying to share a hobby with a friend, and pining for erstwhile suitors falls into that category. In the months to come, Libby and I would analyze our respective exes with the gusto and intellectual rigor of Jesuits.

Couch surfing refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger – free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don’t have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.

New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn’t even sit down, and not just because there is no room.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

Couch surfing refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

Every nuclear bomb is an Auschwitz waiting to happen.

Mothers know the difference between a broth and a consommé. And the difference between damask and chintz. And the difference between vinyl and Naugahyde. And the difference between a house and a home. And the difference between a romantic and a stalker. And the difference between a rock and a hard place.