I don't go for glamour roles.

I am quite happy to take a cut. You’ve got to, if you want to work and continue working.

I enjoyed school – although I ran away on the first day. I’d reminded the teacher that it was nearly time for ‘Watch With Mother’ on TV.

I go in the butchers and there’s not a lot of meat I can eat these days, with having all the animals.

If I wanted your opinion, I’d slap it outta ya.

Every week I have a disaster in my kitchen. The fire alarm goes off repeatedly. But it doesn’t stop me being adventurous.

It’s become normal for me to walk on set as Popeye, Frankenstein or an Elf or even a chicken.

My primary school teacher once poured a bottle of curdled school milk forcefully down my throat. Then I threw it up all over her suede shoes. I’d rather have drunk from the spittoon in Barney’s barber shop.

The worst drivers are women in people carriers, men in white vans and anyone in a baseball cap. That’s just about everyone.

Noel Coward said work is more fun than fun, but then he didn’t work in the Bird’s Eye factory packing frozen fish fingers nine hours a day, did he?