Red Buttons
Red Buttons: A Life of Wit and Wisdom
Full Name and Common Aliases
Red Buttons was born Aaron Chwatt on February 5, 1919, in New York City's Lower East Side. His stage name "Red" is believed to have originated from a red rubber nose he wore as a child, while "Buttons" came from his tendency to talk with his hands.
Birth and Death Dates
February 5, 1919 – October 13, 2006
Nationality and Profession(s)
American Actor, Comedian
Early Life and Background
Red Buttons grew up in a Jewish family on the Lower East Side of Manhattan. His parents, Abraham and Rose Chwatt, were both immigrants from Poland. With a strong foundation in comedy from his childhood days performing for family gatherings, Buttons began his career as a stand-up comedian during World War II. He served in the United States Army Air Forces and entertained troops with his comedy routines.
Major Accomplishments
Throughout his six-decade-long career, Red Buttons achieved numerous accolades, including:
Academy Award Nomination: Best Supporting Actor for "Sayonara" (1957)
Tony Award Nomination: Best Featured or Supporting Actor in a Play for "Fiddler on the Roof" (1964)
Emmy Awards: Won two awards for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series for "The Red Buttons Show" (1975) and "MASH" (1981)
Notable Works or Actions
Red Buttons appeared in over 70 films and television shows, showcasing his versatility as an actor. Some notable works include:
"Sayonara" (1957): He played the role of Joe Kelly, earning an Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
"The Red Buttons Show" (1975-1976): This variety show featured Buttons in a mix of comedy sketches and musical numbers.
"MASH"*: In addition to his Emmy win for "MASH," he also appeared in several other episodes, often playing himself or fictionalized versions.
Impact and Legacy
Red Buttons left an indelible mark on the entertainment industry. His unique blend of wit, charm, and comedic timing made him a beloved figure among audiences worldwide. As both an actor and comedian, he paved the way for future generations with his fearless approach to humor.
Why They Are Widely Quoted or Remembered
Red Buttons' ability to make light of even the most difficult situations earned him a special place in people's hearts. His quotes often highlighted the importance of laughter and perspective in navigating life's challenges:
> "I'm not saying he was a bad guy, but I wouldn't trust him as far as I could throw him... and that's not very far."
These words, among others, demonstrate why Red Buttons remains widely quoted and remembered today. His enduring legacy serves as a reminder of the power of humor to bring people together and transcend time.
Red Buttons' passing on October 13, 2006, at the age of 87 left behind an extensive body of work that continues to entertain and inspire audiences worldwide. As his quotes remain etched in popular culture, his spirit lives on as a testament to the enduring impact of wit and wisdom.
Quotes by Red Buttons
Red Buttons's insights on:

Pope John Paul II’s press secretary, who said, See, if only the Pope were Italian, he woulda shot back! Never got a dinner!

Dean Martin’s pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!

Captain Hook’s mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don’t scratch it! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it’s not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

Venus de Milo’s mother, who once said to Venus, You never call me. Can’t you pick up a phone? Never got a dinner!

Alexander Graham Bell’s wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!

J. Paul Getty, who still hasn’t been buried – they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump’s mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber’s chair! Never got a dinner!

Eve said to the serpent, ‘You know I could go for a bit to eat, but I don’t know you from Adam.’

Julius Caesar’s wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!