I’m glad I’m not good compared to God, because if I was, He wouldn’t be much of a god.

God is like a search engine – He is willing to answer your requests, but you must ask Him the right questions.

It's fine to have a dream girl, but you should ask yourself…would you be her dream boy?

Only people are worth dying for.

Life is like a box of cookies: it's good while it lasts, but before you know it, it's gone.

At the moment you think all is lost, the future remains.

Sometimes changing the world is as simple as changing the way you look at it.

We go to school so that when we grow up we can make lots of money, and we make lots of money so we can provide for our children, and we have children to provide for our retirement (because we don’t have any money left).

Dreams are doorways into other dimensions that you forget how to open once you’re awake.

Luck is often just skill expressing itself without the brain’s consent.